One Week by Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
 
         A                   Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A                            Dadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
A                   Dadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
A                  Dadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
A                    Dadd9
Three days since the living room
A                             Dadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
A               Dadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
A                                          Dadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
 
(During the rap its just kind of a funky rock thing I dont really know what its
called but you just hold 000033 if it feels more comfortable you can play G but
you're really only going to strum the high strings)
 
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
 
As I make you stop, think
 
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
 
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
 
I like the sushi
 
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
 
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
 
Big like LeAnn Rimes
 
Because I'm all about value
 
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
 
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
 
Gonna make a break and take a fake
 
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
 
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
 
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
 
The vertigo is gonna grow
 
Cause it's so dangerous,
 
you'll have to sign a waiver
 
 
[Chorus]
 
F#m7                    Esus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
A/C#                Dadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
F#m7                     Esus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
A/C#
Can't understand what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon will
F#m7                  Esus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
A/C#                 Dadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
         A                   Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A
Threw your arms in the air
Dadd9
and said "You're crazy"
A                   Dadd9
Five days since you tackled me
A                      Dadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
A                          Dadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
A
You realized it's not my fault
Dadd9
not a moment too soon
A               Dadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
A                                              Dadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
 
 
 
(Again with the 000033 through the whole verse)
 
 
 
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
 
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
 
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
 
We're dans la maison
 
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
 
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
 
Like Sting I'm tantric
 
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
 
 
 
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
 
Okay, I don't make films
 
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
 
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
 
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
 
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
 
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
 
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
 
That make me think the wrong thing
 
 
[Chorus]
 
F#m7                    Esus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
A/C#                Dadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
F#m7                     Esus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
A/C#
Can't understand what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon will
F#m7                  Esus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
A/C#                 Dadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
          A                  Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A
Dropped your arms to your sides
Dadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
A                 Dadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said 
A                         Dadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
A                           Dadd9
Three days since the living room
A
We realized we're both to blame,
Dadd9
but what could we do?
A                  Dadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
A                                               Dadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 
[Outro]
A                                         Esus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
A                                         Esus4
It'll still be two days till we say wasabi
A                              Esus4
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